If they haven't already. Remember the flying toasters screen saver that was on the older computers from the 90's?
If I knew how to I would
I NO LONGER TAKE REQUEST SO DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ASKING!!! However I take trades and commissions. One rule about trades is this. You don't have to be the best artist. But no stick figures or scribbles please. |
IF YOU DECIDE TO POST MY ART TO YOUR TUMBLR BLOGS OR YOU TUBE VIDEOS, AT LEAST HAVE THE CONSIDERATION TO ASK ME FIRST,THANK YOU.
This means you what-the-fuck-deviantart.tumbl…
I get it, my art sucks. But that doesn't give you the right to mock the hell out of me or other people. Not cool dude. Quit trolling.
PLEASE DO NOT SEND NOTES THANKING ME FOR FAVORITES.
Instead just comment on my profile. I only use notes for private conversation.
I DON'T DO TAGS!!! SO DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME!!!
IF YOU'RE A CYBER BULLY, FUCK OFF!!! Just because "This is the internet" doesn't give you the right to be rude to random people and then tell them they're too immature to take an insult and shouldn't be on the internet.
Grow the fuck up! Cause you cyber bully fuckers are the ones who are to immature too even be near a computer.
I have no time to deal with insults I've heard so many times before. I know "My art sucks!" I suck!, ETC Well write your insult down on a piece of paper, Roll it up as thin as a straw, coat it with some KY jelly and shove it . Thank you. If I wanted your opinion on my art I'd ask for it.
I WILL DRAW
gonna try drawing irkens
Ask about cartoon characters. If I like or don't like the idea I'll let you know.
I WILL NOT DRAW
MLP ( tried once and hated it. )
TF and TF2 (I hate team fortress)
pregnancy as a fetish (No big belly buttons or being pregnant with alien babies, or multiple pregnancies.)
scat and diaper fetishes ( That's just fucking gross)
foot fetishes ( Well not really big feet where if you clip the nails and use them as boomerangs)
any fetishes I feel sickened by.
extreme weight gain.
Blueberry or fruit inflation
Anything I have never heard of.
Video game characters.
I have the right to turn down your idea if I don't like it. Problem? Take your business elsewhere.
If you tell me to draw something I don't feel comfortable drawing and I say no DO NOT! tell me "I like it Okay!" I have every right to turn down your idea. Like I said if you have a problem go bother someone else.
Also Please don't keep hounding about when your pic will be ready! I'll draw it when I draw it. Ask 3 times and I won't draw it at all.
If you say something like Hurry up with my pic or demand me to hurry in anyway I will automatically reject your request. I'll draw your pic when I feel like it.
And if it was a commission that you already paid for you're gonna hate this. Demand me to hurry up I'll cancel it and will not refund the points.
I have more important things to worry about other than DA. Thank you.
Prices. MS paint drawing 20
MS paint touched up with GIMP 50
I've discontinued the hand drawn drawings due to the fact that my hand always locks up when I draw.
I don't use pay pal. Only DA points
Don't like my art then why bother viewing my profile? There's the back button, See ya!
Amazing DA friends
sister from heaven
the random tomboy who sleeps on the couch
the magical human with a snake body and horns that lives in my basement!
younger but smarter sister
the Unicorn that wanders aimlessly about
my parole officer
older half sis
the family stalker
new best friend
the crazy pervert
The cat that sleeps on my head
my little dirty minded sister
Helpful lil sis
The Mandark-obsessed teenybopper who sits by the TV
Long lost Twin bro
Pet llama fox
My Brickercup obsessed sis
The reason why I joined DA in the first place.
CHAINSMOKER CAT NAMED TUBBINGTON H TUBBS
pet schizophrenic talking wolf
my insane as nyans sister